Why do all the fat people take the elevator?

Don't start having fat people united emailing me darn it! I mean I am a recovering fat girl. I may or may not be considered a fat girl to you, but to me I am on the brink of recovery.

So as I sit around thinking about this journey I often find solace in the many obstacles being a lazy person I have over come. For instance I hate taking the stairs! However I realized each stair helps a little more fat tone up on the booty so I suck it up and take the stairs when I can. With that said it leds me to the observation I made last week.

Each day I rush from the 57th story of my building to the 14th floor of my building to the gym. I am usually rushing to get to my class. The trip takes 3 elevators. The last elevator up takes you from the lobby to the plaza (one flight of stairs) to where some restaurants are in my building so you know you may get that one person who would rather by pass the stairs and ride the elevator jacking up your flow. Sometimes it is someone in a wheelchair, someone with a cane, someone with MS, etc. Often it will be someone who should be taking the stairs double time. So as I sit and reflect at their huge botamus maximum (sp) and why I need to be on the stairs running to 14 to prevent that I find myself anoyed that they got on the elevator...........

I warned yall I am not politically correct. I dont' care if they have the right to get on the elevator or this love of fat people in America. No everyone doesn't have to be small, but darn it let's do a littl better people. I say this as the Captain of Team Lazy and Team I will find the easy way to do something! I tell ya.